becuzbacon:

she is petrified and so am i

(Source: iheardtheysuck)

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heymissallie:

then this is natural selection at work and you probably deserved it

heymissallie:

then this is natural selection at work and you probably deserved it

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Ronda Rousey knocks out Alexis Davis in sixteen seconds — UFC 175: Weidman vs. Machida

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babyminaj:

this tweet describes my entire life

babyminaj:

this tweet describes my entire life

(Source: dazegetbrighter)

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micdotcom:

Princeton mom’s “advice” for women on Fox News sets feminism back 50 years

Want marital bliss? Then stay in your place, ladies!

That’s the latest message from Susan Patton, a.k.a. the “Princeton Mom,” who’s back to tell all you ungrateful wives how to make your husbands happy.

During a recent segment on Fox & Friends titled “Husband Appreciation: Sage Advice For Wives,” the controversial author slammed the modern woman for acting like “an entitled princess.” Feminists “have overcorrected” for past inequalities, Patton asserts, lamenting the fact “women now have become so emboldened by these antagonistic feminists that they have lost sight of the fact that this is the man you married.”

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Is murder legal yet?

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deanisadisneyprincess:

doctor: I’m afraid you have a rare disease called onomatopoeia
patient: is it serious?
doctor: it’s just as bad as it sounds

(Source: deanlovesyousammy)

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