robotemperor:

smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken

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"How to Fuck Shit Up"

A memoir, by me.

Spoiler alert, the first step is getting real good n’ drunk.

jodyrobots:

aquaman you dumbfuck

jodyrobots:

aquaman you dumbfuck

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4gifs:

Hippo doesn’t have time for this

4gifs:

Hippo doesn’t have time for this

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