did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.
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did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.

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ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

(Source: maraghsummer)

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meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

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becuzbacon:

she is petrified and so am i

(Source: iheardtheysuck)

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heymissallie:

then this is natural selection at work and you probably deserved it

heymissallie:

then this is natural selection at work and you probably deserved it

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